Mr. Autumn Man

"Mr. Fall, who sources speculate loves Thanksgiving, butternut squash soup, homecoming parades, 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,' apple-picking, and haunted hayrides, emerges reliably every year around this time in his traditional uniform, sometimes alternating his iconic sweater with a fleece vest or pullover."

Mr. Fall, 2012. From the Onion website. No photo credit.
Real News from the Onion, which works almost exclusively in clich├ęs and typifications, to hilarious and sometimes poignant effect. Very important that the readers--myself included--can feel smug about their recognition of cultural signifiers (i.e. plaid shirt). You would have guessed it was Boston even if the article didn't mention it, right?

I also feel like they missed a crucial L.L. Bean reference, but maybe they're not allowed to directly use brand names (only cover them up halfway with a drink sleeve)?