Oscar Bluth: I just came back to get, uh...get some....suits. You know, so I can look like the uptight, dishonest, cheating boob that I am.

Michael Bluth: Well, I never said boob. Although you are in the wrong Lucille's apartment, so...unless you're looking for a Bob Mackie Original, could be some truth in the cheating part.

OB: Yeah, well I was in the desert, and I've lost my sense of direction.

From Season 4, Episode 4 of Arrested Development.

I had to do it for Liza.