"Incensed, he slips on a baby-blue gown with a scoop neck." (58)

From "I Walked With a Zombie" by Hamilton Morris, in the November 2011 edition of Harper's.

p.s. here's what comes next, also good but not as brilliant as that line all by itself: "Alex steps back and tells me that the new garment signifies that Thomas is a member of the Bizango secret society--as such we are no longer safe and must seek refuge inside the Mitsubishi Montero. Although the colors of the Bizango are traditionally held to be red and black I don't argue the point and cautiously bid Thomas adieu." (58, ibid.)